Greta’s Groundhog Greetings

This isn’t really a post, I just decided that I want to keep track of the greetings and promotions from Greta’s that I put on my voicemail.  Maybe it will help me be more creative and it’s fun to keep track.

December 2008-Jan. 2009: Something about reduced price on wash and mousse.

Early 2009: Snow, ice and salt are rough on a groundhog’s paws.  Stop in for a tub of our all natural paw salve.  (roughly)

Starting early March 2009: 9 out of 10 groundhogs choose a groomed mate over an ungroomed one.  Call today to schedule an appointment and give your groundhog the competitive advantage this mating season.

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